Laughing at myself #reverb11

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What made you laugh this year?

Mostly? Me. My mishaps. I’m forgetful and clumsy.

Examples from my twitter feed:

  • Me: Dammit. I have a bruise! Dixie: You are Leslie. These things are related.
  • Know what’s important to have before you leave the house? PANTS. Pants are important. I almost left without pants on. Sigh.
  • Sometimes, I look at my wrist and am like wtf is all over my arm? Oh yeah. It’s that tattoo I got… Sometimes, I’m an idiot.
  • Fyi: Oreos dipped in pineapple juice instead of milk is a terrible idea.
  • I’m going to start a daily injuries accrued list to catalog the various reasons I’m amazed I’m alive and haven’t died in some idiotic fashion
  • ProTip: Don’t deep fry your finger tips. It’s painful and not even tasty.
  • In case you ever thought to yourself, “Hey, grabbing this pan handle that just came out of the 400 degree oven sounds smart” you’d be wrong.
  • Problems clumsy people have: perfume should not be sprayed into your eyes. Ow.
  • I have 19 bruises and 2 cuts… I got bored so I counted.
  • Oh lord. Falling down stairs is bad, even 2. While stressed, even worse. My back is so locked up. I wish I was graceful.

I also was at work and slipped and fell. When I say slipped and fell, what I mean was I lost my balance, made air time, fell flat on my back, and oh yeah, I had a bowl of salt in my hand so I seasoned myself. Once I took stock of my injuries, which were only really to my lower back and pride, I laid there, spread eagle, heads of my coworkers coming into view and laughed my ass off at how epic that must have looked. This convinced them that I hadn’t died. I found salt in very strange places.

I am insanely clumsy. It is rather hilarious at this point. Its what I deem The Leslie Effect.

Also, this picture makes me laugh hysterically. I have no idea why, but it is my desktop background because it does.

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7 responses »

  1. I read this late last night and couldn’t muster the drive to use my phone to comment but I had to come back and say that this post was brilliant. It made me laugh, and the picture might get stolen, it simply is hilarious. Thanks for sharing.

    • The only reason that “My dick is like Wolverine…” didn’t make the blog was because it was a somewhat private moment I wasn’t sure I should share online. But, since you brought it up, it was one of the more hilarious things I’ve ever heard. I’m glad you have epic healing abilities.

  2. Pingback: Reflecting #reverb11 | astateofjoy

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