Author! Author! – Share with us the title and inside jacket cover of the book you’d most like to write.
What I would most like to write is a cookbook, sprinkled with anecdotes of my mistakes and general disasters.
The title might be something like Do Not Light Yourself on Fire (and other cooking tips).
The description might read:
In the world of cooking, dangers abound. Follow Leslie on her journey as she attempts to navigate the cooking industry without maiming herself too horribly in the process. Root for her as she shares her most successful recipes and laugh alongside her when she tells you about the time she caught air putting away the salt or singed her nostrils because the food just smelled so good.
I will write this one day. You will love it. I promise.